Jergens' Model?

You too could be as manicured as this after a day of diesel engine work. Since we're not sure if the hand modeling career is going to take off, I think that Vlad is going to start a new sport - nautical spelunking.

And I get to look like that too at the end of the day! Minus the beard, of course. In the afternoon, I'm going to scrape some gunk off an oil pan to keep it from leaking. The process involves squeezing yourself into a tiny, oil soaked engine compartment and trying really, really hard not to get bits of metal shavings into the oil pan. I can't wait.